Look, Ma, I wrote a web server

package main

import (
  "fmt"
  "log"
  "net/http"
)

func main() {
  fmt.Printf("starting ...n")
  // Simple static webserver:
  log.Fatal(http.ListenAndServe(":8080", 
    http.FileServer(http.Dir("."))))
}

Haha.  #golang