From The Internet Oracle, 1500-02:
1500-02Selected-By: Christophe <email@example.com>
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Pardon the repeat, but I think you're pulling my leg.
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Not at all. If elected, I will:
} - bring the budget into balance while cutting taxes and
} investing in job-creating infrastructure;
} - increase retirement and health benefits while adding
} oversight over unneeded expenditures and reducing
} payroll deductions;
} - trim military spending while taking an exceptionalist
} stance versus our enemies and restoring our standing
} with allies;
} - reduce spiraling prison costs while getting tough on
} violent crime and increasing the penalties for drug use;
} - cut illegitimate births while eliminating subsidies for
} abortion and for contraception;
} - increase personal freedom while supporting faith-based
} initiatives and de-funding our failing public schools;
} - support the little guy at last while deregulating big
} business and eliminating limits on campaign donations.
} In January, of course, I reserve the right to re-evaluate
} each of these policies based upon changing conditions.
} You owe the Oracle your vote.